Redneck pick up lines…
Redneck pick up lines..this was waiting in my “inbox” when I got home. Was it hilarious or am I just overtired? #1 is my personal favorite….
Thanks Alyce for sending it, you know I have a penchant for them there rednecks 
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away
8: Man – ‘Fat Penguin!’
Woman – ‘WHAT?’
Man – ‘I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.’
9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND…. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
OMG – these are a riot! Loved them!
Glad to entertain
This is just too funny. Way too true, also. All this needs is a pic of Larry the Cable Guy with “Git R Done”.
Git R Done, uh-huh! Very good! True, true. I think L.T.C.G. is hilarious
OMG, those are just wrong… LMAO but freaking HILARIOUS!
You got hillbillies in S.A.? Ha! Ha! Ha!
I grew up around some a’them boys so that’s just sweet-talkin’ ta me !
Saaaaaaaa-weeet TALK’n with Trisha :0) Aww darl’n, that’s hilarious!
Oh gosh. I just love the first one. I am still laughing. And #13 is awesome too. I have to forward this to my dad!
Go for it. I had just never seen these hillbilly jokes via email before so I thought I’d add um.
Oh my gosh, that mirror one was great!!! So romantic
I wish you’d write a post on hot hillbilly love’n. I think you could somehow kill it!
LOL so funny!!!!
Do you even have hillbillies on your side of the world? Fill me in ‘dette. Gimme details
I told the Mister about the diarrhea one .. he kinda laughed, but he probably would have laughed more if we weren’t in the middle of gettin’ biizzaaayy!
SHUT UP! Uh-uhh, no WAY RED! “bizzaaay” – ha! ha! ha!
Ooooh, I like no 5, but they’re all good.
I think I’ve stumbled onto some hillbilly lov’n folks
I gotta swing by your place, I see you are on the rolling post for A-mum…. thanks for coming by!
I think if I said any of those to the wasband he’d keel over with fright. I could possibly use #1,2 and 8. I’ll just give him the list so he can use them on his new girlfriend.
BAHAHAHAAH! …. BAHAHAHAH! Joan, no way!
I’m gonna copy Red and use that line on my BF tonight. He just loves poop jokes. (And they say romance doesn’t last!)
Me too, what is that all about? I’m a chick, I’m not suppose to have “bathroom humor” but nothing makes me laugh harder…. I’m sick, what can I tell ‘ya?
LOL Bella. This is just soooo wrong.
WC
I know, gross right?
aaaahahhahaaa! Ive never heard of those!!
My love for you is like diarrhea .. heheh, im gonna use that on the hubby tonight.
I know, right? What’s not haut like diarrhea? Gosh, just the word give me the skivvies!
LOL I have weakness for redneck jokes
GOOD!